The Pinniped Post

The Octonauts is the most amazing marine life show ever!  Some may say it is for little kids, but I strongly disagree.  I think that the marine science is of such high quality that it is educational for people of all ages.  And fun and cute, too.  Right now, it is shown on Netflix.  It is a show where a group of ocean-loving animals "Explore! Rescue Protect!" marine life, with a strong science background. I always look forward to the Pinniped episodes.  For example, consider the quality science presented in Octonauts' Season 3 Episode 10 "Octonauts & the Harbor Seal." In this episode, Peso (the penguin Paramedic of the Octonauts) has to find "Nora the Remora" who had accidentally attached herself to a sailfish - don't ask, just accept. However, the Octonauts have no clues as to where Nora has gone. Captain Barnacles (the polar bear Captain of the Octonauts) knows that with so few clues there is only one animal too help. In a plot twist...

So, there I was searching for Pinnipeds on Disney+, and I typed in the wonderful, beautiful word "seal" into the search bar.  I expected to find documentaries or something somewhat educational.  Instead, I got "Sammy, the Way-Out Seal." Take a look at Sammy.  Tell me, what is wrong with this picture?  If you are having trouble with this question, please see my previous post " What is the Difference Between a Sea and a Sea Lion? "  Yes, that Pinniped is a SEA LION.  I repeat, a Sea Lion !  Not a Seal ... Sammy is a Sea Lion!  Now, this film was made in 1962 and maybe everybody called this sort of Pinniped a "seal," sort of like how "Starfish" are now called "Sea Stars" ... but I doubt it.  In any event, I found it extremely distracting and disturbing, and started shaking and crying in the corner of my couch in rage. Do you know what else is distracting and disturbing?  Placing a Sea Lion in a baby carriage.  How exactly...